Sell your kidneys and make £££s
Monday, 11th August 2008

Good afternoon.

What with all the financial doom and gloom upon us the AnswerBank has introduced a new site to try and earn you some extra cash.

In conjunction with MengeleCorp of the United States, you can now earn extra cash for all those unwanted organs. So, if you are hard up, you could earn £87.50 after a visit to one of our kidney removal clinics. We have clinics on most high streets, next to CashConverters. If you are massively in debt, you could sell one of your lungs and maybe have a little over to put a deposit on a 52in LG television at the Brighthouse store.

We have had many testimonials from happy Answerbank users of this service. A Mr Legless of Tenerife said, "I never liked walking anyway, and I was able to pay off my gambling debts". A Miss C. Doll said "I am now saving 50% on my monthly shoe bill, and I have always liked hopping"

And remember to tell them Answerbank sent you, and you will be helping to keep this site free.

AB Ed